important questions :-)

To eat or not to eat... that is the question

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Fairy Frog tale... Once upon a time, there was a beautiful, smart, self-confident, independent duchess/princess, who was walking on the green fields nearby her castle, on the   bank/shore of the crystal-clear lake, meditating about environtmental questions, when a frog appeared apparently.
The frog jumped onto the princess's knee and said:
Oh, my amazing lady, I used to be a handsome prince, until I had been damned/sworn. If you kissed me, I could be again a good-looking young prince, and   then/after that   we could get married, we could move into your castle - with my mother -, where you could do the washing, you could cook and raise our children, and you should be grateful and happy forever because of these.
That evening, while the princess was sucking an amazing supper having made of frogthigh in light onion sauce/juice with  white wine, smiling slightly and mentioned: I did not mean   like that/that way  at all.
And they she lives happily forever. :-)


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Nyelvtan érdekesen:  http://www.zenesangol.com/inkabb_jobb_lenne_ha_elonyben...

Would rather, had better, prefer nyelvtani magyarázat - Zenésangol.com

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Bónusz: http://www.zenesangol.com/felteteles_mod_1.html

Conditionals - Feltételes mód I magyarázata - Zenésangol.com

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Békamese... Volt egyszer messzi földön egy gyönyörű, önálló, magabiztos hercegnő, aki egy szép napon a kastélya melletti zöldellő mezőn, a kristálytiszta tó partján környezeti kérdésekről elmélkedve egyszer csak meglátott egy békát.
A béka ráugrott a hercegnő térdére, és azt mondta:
"Oh, csodálatos hölgy, valamikor daliás herceg voltam, amíg el nem átkoztak. Ha megcsókolnál, ismét jóvágású fiatal herceg lehetnék, és akkor, drágám, összeházasodhatnánk, beköltözhetnék a kastélyodba az anyámmal együtt, ahol főzhetnél, moshatnál ránk, nevelhetnéd a gyerekeinket, és emiatt örökké hálás és boldog lehetnél."
Aznap este, miközben a gyönyörű hercegnő könnyű vacsoraként fehérborban és enyhe hagymamártásban megfuttatott fenséges békacombot s**pogatott, magában elmosolyodva így szólt: én egyáltalán nem így gondolom. :-)

 

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Baby Ducks Take Their First Dive In The Kitchen Sink, And Their Reaction Is PRICELESS!

No rubber duckies here! These adorable rescued baby ducks were ready for playtime, so their pet parents set up a shallow pool in the kitchen sink, so they could go for a swim. After the first duck dipped its foot into the water, he splashed into the sink and swam around before his friends joined in on the fun.

The group splish-splashed in the kitchen sink, even getting brave enough to dive underwater. They had so much fun — even racing each other around the sink. How adorable! But remember raising ducklings is hard work, so you should do your research before raising one as a pet!

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20 Hilarious School Exam Answers

Published by djmick on October 9th, 2009

The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England.
These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds.
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire